THE MAZING RACE

Last time on SOTW:
Five teens, Jack, Elana, Meagan, Gina, and Jason merged their alliances, but at 1 in the morning! Then, we dressed up as NJ, and they performed their next challenge! Team comet obviously lost, and they said it was unfair. Too bad! Reality check, you're on survival. Of. The wittest!

One day passed by after the last challenge.
"Hey................................. Tashaun" Said Peter. "Dang, this is weird that there's no one to finish my sentence!"
"Yeah, where is Polly?" Tashaun looked curiously over his shoulder.
"I had to sneak away."
"Peter? Where are you? Why did you tell me to stay in the bathroom? Did you lock me in? I can't get out!" The two teens heard someone say in the distance.
"Ummmmm... Anyway, I wanted to make a secret alliance with you and Aaron." Peter tried to distract her from the voice in the distance.
"Okay, why?"
"Well, it's always a good idea, ya know?"
"Yeah, I guess. Sure, I'll join. Did you ask Aaron?"
"Yup, he said yes, and he tripped over a rock... Again..."
"Ha-ha, that's Aaron!"
"To all contestants, please report to the flagpole." The host said through the speaker phone. "It's time for your next challenge."
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"Today, you will have to go on a race. You will travel around this whole area, through woods, caves, farms, towns, a lot of things. Which ever team gets back her first is the winner. Here are your maps; your challenge will begin in 30 minutes." The host said.
"Psst, Meagan, Jack, Jason, Elana, come here." Gina said. "I think we should purposely blow this challenge so that we can get out Amber"
"I'm in." Said Meagan.
"Me too." Said Elana.
"Me three." Said Jason.
Jack nodded and showed four fingers.
30 minutes later:
“And the race will start… NOW!” Jack shouted.
Team Comet ran fast, and team star ran except for five teens.
“C’mon you fat slobs!” Shouted Amber.
“That- that-tarded-” Jason stated angrily.
“Hold it back Jay.” Gina said making a cautious gesture.

Woods:
Team Comet came up to a plaque on a tree. It read:

This is your first task. Climb to the top of this tree, and you will find a flag. The flag will have your map through the woods on it. Now pick one person to climb to the top and retrieve your flag.

“Peter, you’re the most athletic, you do it.” Tashaun said.
“Okay.” Peter started up the tree. “Got it!” He climbed back down and showed it to them.

Woods:
Team Star came up to the plaque.
“I’m not doing it!” Amber stated.
“I will do it.” Jose said. “Anything for a lady.”
“Ew just get up there.”
Jose climbed up the tree, and fell. He went up again, and fell. He went up again, reached for the flag and fell. He climbed back up, and finally got the flag.

Cave:
Team Comet ran into the cave. When they entered, they found yet another plaque:

See those canoes? Get in pick one and swim across the cavern lake over there. It will lead you out of the cave and into a field.

They picked a canoe, jumped in, and paddled through the lake.

Woods:
“Hm, we’re lost.” Elana said. “AGAIN.”
“Yeah, it’s not my fault the flag had scribbles on the map.” Amber said, crossing her arms.
“Those scribbles were the map…” Meagan said.
“Oh shut up.” Amber held a fist up.
“No! I don’t want to have to deal with an annoying, punk-like jerk like-” Meagan started.
Amber punched her in the face.
“Did you see that? That was totally a hit!” Meagan said, crying.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, Amber. “ Jack (the host) came in to the scene. “You know the rules, you are disqualified from the show because of this.”
“What?! This is no fair! It’s her fault!” Amber shrieked.
“C’mon Amber.”
“No!”
Then security guards came and picked her up, and brought her away.
“All of you should sleep with one eye-” Amber started. The security guards put a dog muzzle on her.
“Oh crap, now we should really try.” Jason said. And the team ran off.
The gat into the cave, read the plaque, and paddled off.

Field:
Team Comet found another plaque:

This is easy, just run into the barn over in the farm over there.

They sprinted to the barn.

Field:

Team Star saw Comet, and ran off after them, forgetting about the plaque.

Farm:
Team Comet and Star ran into the barn at the same time. The plaque read:

There are two rope swings set up. Each team has to swing across them and to the other side, and then run out the back door, and into the town.

Each time made it across, but it took Aaron a few times.

Both teams made it into the town, and read the plaque:

This is the final stretch! Run to the finish line!

Both teams sprinted. Aaron tripped over a rock.
“Oh-no! Get up!” Tashaun said.
Frank stopped and started to walk.
“Frank, what are you doing???” Jason yelled.
“I don’t want to run.” Frank said.
Which team crossed the finish line first?
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“Team Comet! You are the winner!” Jack proclaimed. “Team Star, you must now vote someone out.”
“I’ve tallied up the ballets, and read them twice. The person going home is…” Jack started. “Frank, the bus has come for you.”
Frank got on, and the bus drove away.

Next time on SOTW:
The teens have to compete in a… Nothing test! Whatever team can do nothing for the longest time wins!